People love rankings. Who is the best at this? Who screwed up the worst at that? You know what we mean. However, unlike the other websites that make you click on page, after page, after page to find out the answers, we’re just going to list them on one, easy to access page for you. There are categories dealing with baseball such as best source of cheap steals or best pure stuff in the game. There are also some interesting takes on the best late-night snack, the best MLB stadium, the best things to drink and the best nicknames for Jeff Mans (and yes, there are some good ones). So, we hope you like our annual Rankings, Rankings, Rankings piece.
If you are interested, click on this link to see our actual Player Rankings for 2019.
Players To Own |
Players To Avoid |
Best Superhero Movie |
Dream Job |
Best Sports Car |
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| 1 | Nolan Arenado | Vlad Guerrero | The Dark Knight | Fantasy Analyst | Corvette ZR1 |
| 2 | Kris Bryant | Edwin Diaz | Wonder Woman | First Base SF Giants | Mustang Shelby |
| 3 | Carlos Correa | Charlie Morton | The Winter Soldier | Astrophysicist | Lamborghini Huracan |
| 4 | Luis Urias | James Paxton | The First Avenger | Porn Star | McLaren 720S |
| 5 | Kevin Gausman | Miguel Andujar | Logan | Realtor | Ferrari 812 Superfast |
| 6 | Jose Quintana | Noah Syndergaard | Infinity War | Sharks Mascot – Sharkie | Challenger Hellcat |
| 7 | Eric Thames | Matt Olson | Iron Man | Movie Critic | Camaro ZL1 |
| 8 | Billy Hamilton | Ozzie Albies | The Lego Batman Movie | World Traveler | Aston Martin Vantage |
| 9 | Omar Narvaez | Kyle Freeland | The Dark Knight Rises | Video Gamer | Bugatti Chiron |
| 10 | Jay Bruce | Juan Soto | Unbreakable | Water Slide Tester | Ford GT |
Best MLB Rookies |
Cheap Steals Source |
Best Pet |
Hottest Actor |
Best Place to Live |
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| 1 | Vlad Guerrero | Greg Allen | Golden Retriever | Kate Beckinsale | Hawaii |
| 2 | Victor Robles | Roman Quinn | @TheDexterKitty | Zac Efron | Denmark |
| 3 | Nick Senzel | Delino DeShields | Pembroke Corgi | Mila Kunis | San Diego |
| 4 | Eloy Jimenez | Garrett Hampson | Any puppy | Gal Gadot | Vancouver |
| 5 | Kyle Tucker | Keon Broxton | Australian Shepard | Penelope Cruz | Luxembourg |
| 6 | Alex Reyes | Kevin Kiermaier | Chia | Hugh Jackman | Bern, Switzerland |
| 7 | Luis Urias | Cedric Mullins | Pot-bellied pig | Blake Lively | Amsterdam |
| 8 | Forrest Whitley | Nick Goodrum | Bernese Mtn. Dog | Jessica Biel | Roatan, Honduras |
| 9 | Fernando Tatis Jr. | Eric Thames | Capybaras | Ryan Reynolds | Bahamas |
| 10 | Garrett Hampson | Adam Engel | Bearded Dragon | Charlize Theron | Vashon Island, Washington |
Best Sporting Event |
Best Fantasy Leagues |
Best Minor Lg. Logo |
Best TV Show |
Best Late Night Snack |
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| 1 | World Series | Roto (Any Sport) | Eugene Emeralds | Stranger Things | Nachos |
| 2 | Olympics | MLB | Richmond Flying Squirrels | Sherlock BBC | Pizza |
| 3 | Kentucky Derby | NFL | Lehigh Valley IronPigs | The Americans | French Fries |
| 4 | World Cup | NHL | Scranton RailRiders | Archer | Tortas |
| 5 | Grand Prix Monaco | Porn | Sacramento River Cats | Freaks and Geeks | Popcorn |
| 6 | Daytona 500 | Playoff NFL | Cedar Rapids Kernels | Arrow | Grilled Cheese |
| 7 | Final Four NCAA | DFS (Any Sport) | Modesto Nuts | Gilmore Girls | Tater Tots |
| 8 | Tour de France | NBA | Lakewood BlueClaws | Chuck | Cheeseburger |
| 9 | Super Bowl | World Cup | Charlotte Stone Crabs | Supergirl | PBJ |
| 10 | US Open Golf | One and done PGA | Hartford Yard Goats | The Bachelor | Anything bacon |
Best Power Bat |
Best Pure Stuff |
Best MLB Stadium |
Best Twitter Follows |
Best MLB Tools |
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| 1 | Aaron Judge | Noah Syndergaard | Fenway | @BaseballGuys | wOBA |
| 2 | Giancarlo Stanton | Max Scherzer | Wrigley | @Jeff_Mans | wRC+ |
| 3 | Joey Gallo | Aaron Nola | Oracle Park | @RotoGut | Hard-Hit rates |
| 4 | Bryce Harper | Chris Sale | Petco | @TedSchuster | Walk to Strikeout |
| 5 | Nelson Cruz | Jacob deGrom | Camden Yards | @TheAlgoholic | DRA |
| 6 | J.D. Martinez | Walker Buehler | PNC Park | @TommyG | OPS |
| 7 | Matt Olson | Blake Snell | Coors Field | @DraftCheat | ISO |
| 8 | Miguel Sano | Charlie Morton | Target Field | @RustynutzDFS | GB/FB |
| 9 | Jesus Aguilar | Tyler Glasnow | Safeco Field | @BennyR11 | HR/FB |
| 10 | Marcel Ozuna | Trevor Bauer | Dodger Stadium | @FantasyGuruSite | WAR |
Coolest MLB Nicknames |
Best Drinks |
Most Important Household Items |
MLB Comeback Player |
Best Nickname for Mans |
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| 1 | Mayor Ding Dong City | Mai Tai | Slippers | Corey Seager | The Albino Gorilla |
| 2 | Underpants | Sidewinder Fang | Working Computer | Carlos Correa | Frosted Tips |
| 3 | The Conductor | Irish Coffee | DVR | Byron Buxton | Frank The Tank |
| 4 | Big Maple | The Zombie | Blender | Miguel Cabrera | Mr. Maker’s Mark |
| 5 | McDoogle | Old Fashioned | Pajamas | Josh Donaldson | Waffles |
| 6 | The Plumber | Whiskey, Neat | Popcorn Maker | Madison Bumgarner | The Obliterator |
| 7 | Chuck Nazty | Sangria | Liquor Cabinet | Carlos Martinez | Night Train |
| 8 | Boomstick | Long Island Ice Tea | Automatic Cat Feeder | Yu Darvish | White Chocolate |
| 9 | Bauer Outage | Hurricane | A loving partner | Kris Bryant | Santa Mans |
| 10 | Squints | Sake Bomb | Sleep Number Bed | Gary Sanchez | Pegasus |
